I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no

I guess my perides but trasnlate

then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate

I had to think fast

I toke a chance

I moved the microphone around the back of my pants

would they all laugh 



I didn't know

I bent down and let it go

(farts)



(in backgroud) ole cledus!

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Its the same around the world

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Even out in budapest

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(farts) is funny

then there was a time I went over to china

I saw the great wall an' I had a great timea

seperated from my tour group a found a litte place an' got some wan-tan soup

I sat with a man named Mr. Mariyachi

he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi

in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter I almost made my own po-po platter

(farts)

( with chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson



(backup)

Its the same around the world

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even on Mt. Everest

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(farts) is funny



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it was a perfect hour at the effel tower 

I gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers

she leaned over to kiss me 

I asked her if she loved me and I said wee-wee(wee-wee)

we found a little cafe on the sidewalk

so we could have dinner and a nice talk

I thought I ruined the mood with all that french food

maybe let a little bit of pepelapew

(farts)



The united nations needs its infromation an' maybe there wont be any misinterpution

they wont be able to talk aout war

they when they hear a (farts) theyll be rollin' on the floor



(backup)

its the same around the world

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let one rip its the best

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(long fart) wew is funny

weww 

you know whats funny you laughing right now 

I CAN SAY PULL MY FINGER IN 14 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

and everybody laughs every single time

the kids laugh

you laugh

your brother laughs

everybody laughs

its the universal languauge