Parody of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt (Darrell Scott)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Rich Fagan/DarinGardner



I got my socks dryin in the microwave

Hair on my back I don't plan to shave

I got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin all night

Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube

No...I'll be watchin the fight



Well it's a great day to be a guy

Playin cards my buddies until sunrise

You know I never thought that my neighbor would

Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good



I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake

Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake

Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake

(FORE)

(oh God)

Oh it wuddn't too bright 

(Gee whiz)

Now I look in the fridge what do I see?

Last night's pizza starin back at me

Pepperoni and anchovies

What a beautiful sight



Well it's a great day to be a guy

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will



That fried baloney 

And cheese macaroni

Tasted good this afternoon

But now I'm passin

Some serious gas an

I might have to leave the room



P UUUUUUUUUUUUU



Well I might go get me a new hairdo

Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth

Might even get me a gold front tooth



(muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair)

Oh yeah yeah



And it's a great day to be a guy

But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide

I'll be hung over but a-lookin good

From a week of reliving my bachelorhood



It's a great day to be a guy

But another week of this and I'll probably die

I

Tend to party harder than I should

When my wifes not here to make me be good



Yay whooo