Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)



I got a buddy named Stacy Fay

He's been known to stay up for days

Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house

Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse

His phone's been busy now for over a week

So I dropped by to see what in Sam Hell is going on



And here's what he said to me:

Come on in and let's burn one Cledus

No need to go to the record store

I've got every song that you're looking for

On my PC

And they're all free

Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs

I'll show you how it's done

Fire up the computer and let's burn one



Before my eyes could not believe my ears

Every song ever sung in the last fifty years

He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits

And threw in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it

Time sure flies when you're burning one

It was three A. M. when I got home

My wife was mad at me

Till I gave her that CD

With a mix of her favorite songs



And I said

Lemme show ya how to burn one baby

No need to go to the record store

I found every song you're looking for on the PC

Even got me

No you won't ever find me downloading porn

Just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn

And I could use some Brooks and Dunn

So Fire up the computer and let's burn one



Country jazz rap and pop

A lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock

And like Toby says "Get'chya some

Fire up the computer and let's burn one



I don't know if it's wrong I ain't saying it's right

But I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight

And I'm a little low on funds

So fire up the computer and let's burn one



Fire It up