Parody of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson (Tom T. Hall) Halfnote Music (BMI) 

New lyrics by Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Judd If Music, Inc. (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC) 



Uh...I met Shania Twain and I met ol Tim McGraw

Billy Ray Cyrus and little David Ball

A little bit of luck and my life will be complete

There's a little bitty blonde that I'd really want to meet



I sure like Mindy McCready

Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties

Got to get in shape

If I want to get a date

But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight



MINDY



My little bitty sweetie in her little nighty gown

A litty bitty kiss and I'd probably come unwound

I love to watch her dance and I like to watch her sing

Want a little better look at her belly button ring



I sure like Mindy McCready

Take a little ride down to Panama City

Just the two of us on her little bitty bus

With a whole lot of love and whole lot of lust



MC CREADY



I work a little job for a crummy little check

Heck I'd trade it all for a hug around the neck

Paid a lot of hope for my little bitty scheme

Cause I could never fit in her litte bitty jeans



I'm a good old boy she's a pretty little girl

Wish I had a chance to rock her little bitty world

I'm a little bit insane cause I love her somethin fierce

Gonna go and get my big old belly button pierced



UGH



I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready

Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y

Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line

Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine



I sure love Mindy McCready

Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties

Got to get in shape

If I want to get a date

But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight



I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready

Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y

Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line

Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine



Hey Mindy I got your (Kryptonite???)