Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designee



I've been known to lay here

And watch TV all night

Flippin through the channels

But can't find the thing I like



What happened to my favorite shows

Where they went I'd like to know

But right now what I need most in my life's



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Wally, Ward, and June

Them there Cleavers

Nothin' else'll do

Seinfeld's awful funny

Home Improvement's kind of cool

But what I'd really like to see

On my TV's

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Now Nick At Nite done brought them good ol' shows back from the past

My Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at last



Them Technicolor, black and whites

I Dream Of Genie day and night

The only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H is



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See him and Wally fight

"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."

Eddie Haskell's so polite

I've seen every episode

A hundred times or more I know,

One thing you can't get too much of in life's



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That never hurt no one,

I've been watchin'

Ever since that I was young.

Now each night when I go to bed

I turn on the TV instead.

My wife will tell you just how much I love

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(spoken)

Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitar

Bet you can't play the pianer

That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year

TALENT

I bet you $5 you can't play a fiddle

Uh...would you take $3.50...us sorry

Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it

YEAH

Thanks for showing me that lick there Fred...



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Y'all thought that I was done

Gonna keep on singing

I'm having too much fun

This here is just a silly song

And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong

Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some???



Me neither.