Cledus T. Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)



I was starin a hole through CMT

Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me

I thought by now I'd been a household name

After all I had If Shania was mine

And though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the time

Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame



Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians

Foxworthy…Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens

Folks right there's some real competition

I started getting a little bit paranoid

Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed

Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision



CHORUS

Now I'm the psychic to the stars

They call me up from wherever they are

I'm always over-booked

Lord my phone rings off the hook

I'm the psychic to the stars



Ha ha

I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot

Why you think Deana Carter's so hot

Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine

When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID

I'd take her call immediately

Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line

Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times

But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes

Trying to predict the number of albums she sold…last night

I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call

They said Cledus would you look into your crystal ball

I said I'd love to boys but I got Tanya Tucker On hold

Gotta go…



CHORUS



Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee

Why it worked for Dionne Warwick now it works for Cledus T.

Call me



Now I'm the psychic to the stars

They call me up from wherever they are

I've got a clair-a-voyant sense

For a feller that's so dense

I'm the psychic to the stars

Just call the psychic to the stars