(Parody of "Unbelieveable" by Diamond Rio (Al Anderson/Jeffrey Steele, Al Andersongs (BMI)/Mighty Nice Music (BMI), Administered by Blue Water Music Corp/My Life's Music (BMI)/Yellow Desert Music (BMI)/Songs of Windswept Pacific (BMI)

New lyrics and music by Cledus T. Judd/Scott Rouse/Ronnie Scaife, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Shaboo Music (BMI)/Universal Music (BMI)



She's so squeezable

Please-able

Unbreakable

She's inflatable

She's an arm full of sex appeal

Can't wait till I get her home

Yeah



She's incapable 

Of being difficult

Down to earth-able

Biodegradable

Shania Twain

Ain't got a dad blang thing

On my tease-able

Squeeze-able

Please-able

She's inflatable



Most folks think I'm full of baloney

I'm never lonely



Never thought I could buy someone not



Flammable

Air brain-able

Recycle-able

No I ain't full of bull

Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing



It made my mama cry

When we ran off one night

And caught a Vegas flight 

And I made her mom whine



She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring



My flexible

Patch-able

Washable

Yeah inflatable



(Oh Dang lady you give a new definition of taking a man's breath away)



Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller

I'd never sell her

People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter



She's blonde-head-able

Re-head-able

Remediable

Interchange-able

I didn't need a down payment 

On that pretty little plastic thing



She's incapable 

Of being difficult

Down to earth-able

Biodegradable

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My please-able

Patchable

Washable

Bio-degradable



Air-brain-able

Squeezable

Washable

She's inflatable

That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables