Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S. Seskin/S. Sherrill). Love This Town Music (ASCAP)/All Over Town Music/Tree Publishing Co.,Inc./New Wolf Music (BMI) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music(BMI) Chris Clark Publishing Designee. 



It Seems like all my life

I've wanted to be a wife

So I went under the knife

And it really changed my life

Ever since that Oprah show

I've been wantin' me a change



Panty hose a time or two

...What?

Garter belts and high heel shoes

...No you di'int

Wore a big beehive hairdo

...Stop!

So they kicked me out of school

...Don't go there!

Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange



Since the change

They hardly recognize me

Even got a brand new name

I swear! I feel a little lighter

Since I went from Jim to Jane

It takes a while to get used to this

'Cause right now I'm still in pain

I was an unhappy man

Before the change



Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!



Girlfriend I must confess

...Go ahead

Last night I was in a mess

...What happened?

My date, he was impressed

...Huh-uh

Untill I got undressed

...Huuuuh

When he saw my hairy chest

...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo

He said, "You better explain."

...Don't you hate it when that happens?



Oh what's a girl to do?

...Tell me

Hit him with my high heel shoes

...No way

Once he came to, he knew

This woman's one bad dude

...You are?

But I'm just the thing for you

...That's right

If you're looking for a change

...He-he Stop!



Since the change

They hardly recognize me

Girl, I even got a brand new name

I swear! I feel a little lighter

Since I went from Jim to Jane

It takes a while to get used to this

'Cause right now I'm still in pain

I was an unhappy man

Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man

Now I'm a happy wo-man

Since the change



No you di'int. Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!