Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee 



*=CTJ as Michael Jackson 

+="Lisa Marie" 

(blank)=both 

**="Michael" spoken 

++="Lisa Marie" talking 

~=Final announcer



*There comes a time when inquiring minds must know

Just why we have come together as one

There are rumors flying

Even LaToya's psychic line

Could not predict that you would marry me

**Take it Lisa Marie 



+You couldn't go on pretending day by day

That you were really the King

You're more feminine than me

From plastic surgery

And Liz was old and overweight so you chose me



We own the world we got gazillions



*You wear the pants I'll wear the glove and LOVE the children



+I'll teach you scientology

Move to Memphis Tennessee



*I swear we're gonna have more clout than Bill and Hillary



*Oh Priscilla was mad

She said your dad

Was weird enough



+But even Elvis didn't try to buy the elephant man



*He gave away big Cadillacks

Ate cheeseburgers by the stacks



+And left me a bloody fortune no you get half



We own the world that's why we're grinning

And if you hear a whirling sound it's Elvis spinning



+Ah he's turning over in his grave

His face has turned blue suede



*And if he ain't really dead this'll kill him now



+We haven't kissed so far we've just held hands

The only ride you've given me was at Disneyland



*Waa waa wellllllllll there's people suing

Oh they're trying to make me pay

I've had to hire more lawyers than OJ



We own the world

Neverland and Graceland

Bubbles the Chimp can have the jungle room to play in



+I'll learn to do the moonwalk too



*And if my nose should come unglues

Or my hair should catch on fire you'll come to my rescue



We own the world



+He loves me tender

Even though I'm still not sure about his gender



*I guess that I'm a cross between Janet and Jermaine



+And I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love straight from the King

ooo



**Lisa Marie when do you think we can uh constipate our marriage



++Well as soon as ya stop grabbing yourself honey



**Ha ha ha oh Lisa Marie you're such a Thriller



++Aw thank you 

Thank you very much



~Ladies and gentlemen Lisa Marie and Michael have just BOUGHT the building