Goto Pares Tapsilog
Kung sino mataya ay may itlog
And a rikitikitari ang kalaban ay cobra
Way-iiee-ess naalis ang bra

Sak sak pusa died last night
My dogy-dogy died also
Langit lupa impyerno
I'm…im…impairness

Kahit maliit yung aso ko
Malaki naman yung bird
May pet na bird yung aso ko
Hindi yung iniisip mo

And a ricky tiki reyes in a blue black sheep
Bakit masikip ang kanyang brip
Ispell "yes!" ispell "no"!
Ispell what? I don't know!

Ami suzi en perador
Kamikazee grand matador
Monkey, monkey nagyosi
How many monkey did yosi?

5! 1…2…3…4…5!

So pompiang pompiang pompiangan na!
Kung sinong maalis, maalis alis!