You want to have a party alright
everyone's invited tonight
sweetcake and lots of dancing for our friends
costumes cakes lets celebrate don't be late

dollface is on the telephone again
her mouth never opens her eyes never close
she throws the best ones we always have fun
nobody ever wants to leave her house

we all arrived too early
here's my favorite records
lets have fun ohh ah oh yeah

nobody was dancing
didn't know how

dollface started crying
she looked so sad
dollface is hiding upstairs in the bedroom
she doesn't listen to anyone
next time the people all take dancing lessons
nobody ever wants to leave her house

dollface alright